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What is NetAlarmed?

NetAlarmed is the Australian Government's new Internet filtering technology. Unlike previous Internet safety campaigns such as NetAlert, NetAlarmed levels the balance between safety and freedom.

Set for introduction in all Australian homes, workplaces, schools and libraries in 2008, this website aims to inform how NetAlarmed will protect you and your family.

Contact NetAlarmed

Most recent websites blocked for your protection:

SomethingAwful.com: Abhorrent content
FaceBook: Obscene profiles
WarGamerAu: Realistic war simulation
YouTube.com: Violent videos
MySpace.com: Violent videos, gay and lesbian profiles, anti-government music
Flickr.com: Pornographic images
Google Image Search: Pornographic images
IMDB.com: Violent and pornographic descriptions
MTV.com: Sexual content

Mr Conroy's Top 5 Shocking Internet Facts:

There are more criminals on the Internet than there are in all seven continents
More males use the Internet than females
The Harry Potter ending was revealed early on the Internet, resulting in childhood depression and in return, childhood obesity
Pornography available on the Internet is responsible for over 58% of crimes1
P Platers use the Internet whilst driving at speeds of over 356Kbs

NetAlarmed blacklists:

Pornography
Violence
Sex education
Drug education
Health information
Gay and lesbian information
Minority religious beliefs
Terrorists
Anti-Government sites
YouTube and MySpace
File Sharing

Reality of Internet Censorship

Even with a censored Internet, your children are not protected. As a parent, monitor your child's web activity today so when they turn 18, they don't have to ask you, what was the Internet.

Visit these websites for more information on how you can stop censorship:

Petitions:
Sign this petition against mandatory Internet filtering in Australia

Organisations:
- Electronic Frontiers Australia
- EFA on Mandatory Filtering

Join these Action Groups:
- No-Censorship Discussion Group
- Australian ISP filtering plan is stupid (FaceBook)
- No Australian Internet Censorship (FaceBook)
- Australians Against The National Filter Plan (FaceBook)

Blogs:
- Somebody Think Of The Children
- Broadbanned Revolution

Websites:
- Internet Censorship & Civil Liberties in Australia
- Libertus.net
- NoCensorship-Australia

Breaking climatic release: Minister takes the hard-line with net safety

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Conroydoms

JANUARY 8, 2008, CANBERRA - Minister for Internets, Stephen Conroy, today announced a new measure aimed at tackling the spread of online viruses, STIs (Surfing Transmitted Infections) and other net nasties.

A spokesperson for NetAlarmed who has personally trialled the new Conroydoms says the product offers various benefits over traditional condoms. As well as allowing a significant increase in stimulation, the product also ensures a feeling of safety and serenity when accessing the World Wide Web.

All Australian families will soon receive in the mail a pack of personally autographed Conroydoms, as well as a complimentary jar of Krudd Lubricant®.

This website is fictional. It is a work of satire in response to Australian Government's absurd Internet censorship policy and the former NetAlert policy. Despite national criticism from industry groups, professionals and citizens, Kevin Rudd and Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy, Stephen Conroy, plan to implement mandatory internet filtering in 2008.

The dangers of Internet censorship outlined here are real. Educate your children about the internet just as you would warn them about the dangers of everyday life. Australia does not require a Government babysitter. Contact NetAlarmed. Please visit my blog, Somebody Think Of The Children if you would like to find out more information about Internet Censorship in Australia or NetAlarmed.